boom, roasted

"ANYWAY THE JOKE IS I WANT TO FUCK SPOTIFY" ^6

Just, like, is it the music I listen to? 

Is Spotify my friend?^1

what i accidentally pasted from my clipboard: "also, I started a joke church today but it might accidentally be the truth about me"

FOOTNOTES:

1. also, I started a joke church today but it might accidentally be the truth about me. god damn it, I didn't copy that thing to paste AGAIN??^2

2. Anyway, please enjoy my consternation on many levels about accidents and how we might see and be seen in ways we never expected. And ways that we choose!^3

3. I mean, just, yes, I may be high^4 but i'm gonna fucking have to type it out to make it a link! and now the timing is ruined!! And I will never edit ever again except for fun and^5 ANYWAY THE JOKE IS I WANT TO FUCK SPOTIFY

4. ON LIFE! (and weed, unless you're not a fucking NARC, or if that makes me sound like I definitely have lungs (I'm trying to keep some of the mystery alive. 💋).

5. lmao instant backpedaling when I saw what I had wrought after that word. Please enjoy the fruits of my labor, and FINALLY! Finally! the reason I BEGAN SPEAKING: 

"ANYWAY THE JOKE IS I WANT TO FUCK SPOTIFY"

6. 😩 And for the dismount, i pasted it at the TOP on accident. lmaooooooo (unless that makes me sound like I have a 🍑)

 Who IS on first?